Mad_Eye_Grumpy_Guts' Moan Zone

( Hexed Private )

( Hexed Note to Albus Dumbledore )
In accordance with the Emerency Action Bill, the use of Extreme MAgical Force by members of the Auror services (hitherto known as 'Unforgiveables') is authorised.

Civilians are advised to use extreme caution in their daily travelling plans to avoid any innocent casualties.

( Aurors )

( Letter to Albus Dumbledore (Jinxed) )


( Hexed Private )

Public Statement
The Ministry would like assure the magical community that it is doing everything in its power to counteract the terrible attacks of the last few days. We urge anyone with information bearing upon this matter, or any other tragedy to come forward and share their knowledge with Magical Law Enforcement. Together, we can overcome this great evil.

 How do you get them...policemen whatsits? The muggle ones?

( Private )

Death, torture, robbing, death again. Where in all this mess can I find something which makes sense? The random nature of these attacks is driving me up the wall! Why can't you bastards just follow some sort of pattern?

Gods I hate April Fools.

Shacklebolt, a word please.

URGENT NOTICE

As you are no doubt aware, the Ministry is to be reorganised in view of the current crisis. This is to ensure that we can adequately protect the people of this country.

Your Heads of Department will explain the changes to you fully. It is your duty as citizens to comply with these changes. Any one who attempts to undermine this scheme will have their ears hexed off.

Ministry Officials who have been designated for active service will report to the Auror Headquaters at 6am sharp Monday morning for training.


((So everybody just decide what their person is up with on this, though I personally think Umbridge on active service would be an absolute hoot. XD))

 

A cup of tea would be nice. Anyone offering?

 

NOTICE:
The ministry would like to extend a request for any information on the foundation of the attack on the Defence School in Diagon Alley. Any information on the instigators will be greatly appreciated. 

 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 

 What's all this complaining about a curfew? Don't you people know there's a war going on, right here on your doorstep?

Urgent Notice

The liklihood of an Attack during the festive period is HIGH.

All members of the Wizarding Community are recommended to be on their guard.

Wizards and Witches living in areas largely populated by Muggles are asked to keep a vigil on their non-magical neighbours.

Merry Christmas.

Ms. Skeeter.
I can see you waiting behind those dustbins. If you don't abandon your slightly sad vigil immediately, I shall send someone to get rid of you. You're making me many Ministry Officials nervous.
Alastor Moody

Who's hurt, and how badly?


((I understand there's been some sort of riot. Anyone care to elaborate?))